i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat

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sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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I’m kinda clingy once I get attached and I kinda expect you to reassure me and shit and tell me you care and remind me that you won’t leave because then if you don’t I just get annoyed and then I overthink everything and yeah it’s stupid but that’s how I am and I just care and I just want to know feelings are mutual and that you care too. I don’t want to have to wonder. Don’t keep me guessing, but most of all don’t waste my time.

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"That’s why I’m so harsh, because I’m so sensitive."

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